Xbox Owners to Start Gunstacking this Fall with Serious Sam Double D XXL

This gorilla needs his melon split, do you have what it takes?
Everyone remembers that iconic scene in Aliens when Ripley duct tapes a flamethrower to a pulse gun in preparation for a face off against the queen xenomorph right? You thought that was pretty awesome didn’t you? Now imagine if Ripley decided that two guns wasn’t good enough and decided to combine 5 different weapons to her self-contained arsenal. If that sounds like the type of thing that arouses your ding-dong or moistens your mommy parts, then Serious Sam Double D may be the game for you.
Previously released on the PC, SSDD is getting a couple more letters (including two X’s and an L) added to the title for its fall release on XBLA. Serious Sam Double D XXL will be priced at 800 MPS (around 10 bucks in human dollars) and will include new levels, new enemies, more weapon upgrades and a super hot co-op mode. Two bros shooting a total of ten guns at the same time while countless enemies get ground to pulpy red goo sounds like my kind of Saturday night (too bad my number one bro, my wife, isn’t really a gamer). Read our review of the PC version in case you’re the type that likes to make informed purchases.



